Every Tuesday, we go back into the archives and pull up one of our favorite "oldies but goodies".  Today, enjoy this blog we did back in April of 2007:

I came to work today--just to check my e-mail and start working on some stuff for the weekend--cause y'all know I only work on the weekend so I can stay home with my baby Andrew.... and Lawd have mercy--the news stories that are going on--right here in Minnesota--are enough to make me keep my son in the house until he is old enough to go to college.

I'm gonna have to teach my little Andrew how to fire a weapon at the age of 5 and put him a gun in his lunch box next to his fruit juice and peanut butter sandwich--so that he can protect himself from child predators, teachers who are a little too friendly and anybody else who is thinking of doing him harm!

I'm gonna teach him to shoot first--ask questions later-- cause the world is crazy! Shawn thinks I'm overprotective, but he don't see the news stories--the countless tales of folks who want to hurt kids--girls and boys!  And it's everybody--city councilmen, school board members and babysitters.

See, when we were growing up back in the 70s--there was only one sexual predator--everybody in the neighborhood knew who he was.  He was usually some nasty looking dude who lived with his momma (the elderly baby sitter on the block) and he walked around with no underwear on with his ding-a-ling hanging out of his zipper all the time.  You knew as kids to stay away from that house, that block and that street. 

But now, things are a little different. Old nasty predators are teachers--the ones entrusted to educate your children for about 8-hours a day.  Or they are guys who roll up to school playgrounds and offer candy to pre-kindergarten girls playing on the swing...

What's a mom to do? A mom is to pack a gun--a knife--and two nunchucks so that if somebody even thinks of touching her child--she makes them pay--with their LIFE!

I'm always amazed when I see the news stories like the one where the little boyscout was abducted--and the parents held a news conference once he was found--paraded him around in front of the cameras--and talked gingerly about the molester!

Had it been ME--I would be doing a live satellite interview from the state penitentiary for killing the mo'fo' for touching my baby boy. Ain't NO way somebody puts their hands on my baby boy and I don't go to jail.  Either I'm going to jail or Shawn is going to jail--cause the violator must be dealt with--made an example of--Lawd, I'm getting pissed off just thinking about it!

Shawn thinks I'm paranoid--but it's going on--every day!  Case in point--I got to work today--Saint Paul School Board member arrested for pulling up child porn at a public library.  Another guy--down the road in Apple Valley was driving outside of a school and preying on young girls--while the kids were trying to walk to class--he rolled his window down and yelled out to them and told them he wasn't wearing any underwear--and ask them would they like to touch him in his "no-no place"!   Then, yesterday a teacher in Minneapolis was charged with fondling a student!  All of 'em--dirty rascals.  I would call 'em bastards--but I promised I'd stop cussing!

And it's happening all over--it ain't just Minnesota.  A 4th grade teacher was arrested for having sex with her students!  She'd tell the parents she wanted to spend "extra time" with them after school--and the parents--thinking she could be trusted--would leave their children in her care.  She'd take 'em to the movie theater and when all the lights were off--she'd perform oral sex on them.  I'd snatch that heffa's tongue out and make her eat it if she did that to my baby!

As soon as he starts walking--Andrew and I are going to the shooting range and he's going to learn how to fire a pistol. 

Parents--protect your kids! It's bout time we put sex offenders on alert--we ain't taking this $hit no moe!  You mess with our kids--you lose a limb, a body part, YOUR LIFE!